Clever Chinese

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

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Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

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I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all. - Chinese proverb

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Why don't you put that in the headline: "He Only Did Three With Doris!" Set a lot of people straight. - Rock Hudson

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump