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Circus Escape

End of shift at the circus carousel

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon


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