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Circus Escape

End of shift at the circus carousel

Circus Escape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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