Christmas Fireplace Tip
Placing empty boxes under the Christmas tree
Placebo Christmas presents for naughty children
QuotaBillsAdd not fire to fire. - Greek proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer
Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley
Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder