Christmas Fireplace Tip
Placing empty boxes under the Christmas tree
Placebo Christmas presents for naughty children
QuotaBillsAdd not fire to fire. - Greek proverb
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell