QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson
Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski
Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell