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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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