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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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