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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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