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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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