Chew Fat Restaurant

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon