QuotaBillsI'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa
TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson
We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes
There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon