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Cataract Surgery Lawsuit

Susan Sues after an eye-opening Down Under operation

A West Australian newspaper recently reported that a woman, Mrs. Susan Maynard, has sued a Perth Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
Cataract Surgery Lawsuit thanks to Mike King

A hospital spokesman replied, 'Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.'

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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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