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Canadian Fast Food - Summer

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Canadian Fast Food - Summer thanks to Kevin Davie

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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