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Busy Schedule

Pre-school is so much more demanding these days

Busy Schedule thanks to Keith Blake

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I am B-U-Z-Y, busy! - Archie Bunker

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The best person to get something done is a busy person. - Mark Burnett

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

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Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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