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Busy Schedule

Pre-school is so much more demanding these days

Busy Schedule thanks to Keith Blake

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Busy people are never busybodies. - Ethel Watts Mumford

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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