Burst Basketball Court
Broken plumbing pipe dilemma
QuotaBillsA plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James
In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown