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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson