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Burnt Out Driver

Alternative to burning rubber on the road

Burnt Out Driver thanks to Keith Blake

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It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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