Burnt Out Driver

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz