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Burnt Out Driver

Alternative to burning rubber on the road

Burnt Out Driver thanks to Keith Blake

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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