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Burnt Out Driver

Alternative to burning rubber on the road

Burnt Out Driver thanks to Keith Blake

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Burned-Out Hippie: One who now takes antacids instead of acids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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