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Buddhist Tempull

Georgia didn't want to push things at the Taiwan Temple so she pulled instead

Buddhist Tempull thanks to Georgia Hall

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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