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Buddhist Tempull

Georgia didn't want to push things at the Taiwan Temple so she pulled instead

Buddhist Tempull thanks to Georgia Hall

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God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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