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Buddhist Tempull

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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