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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty. - African Proverb

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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