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The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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