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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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