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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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