Brain App

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com