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The word is psalm, S-O-M. - Archie Bunker

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

I did nothing; the Word did everything. - Martin Luther

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Since flesh can't stay, we pass the words along. - Erica Jong

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Tasteful Words: Always use tasteful words - you never know when you’ll have to eat them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

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