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Baolin Temple
Buddhist Worship Site in Foshan, China
The Baolin Temple in Foshan, China was first built in the year 942. In the early years of the Jingtai Emperor's reign in the Ming Dynasty, Baolin Temple was the chief local temple. As an important Buddhist site, it was widely visited by worshipers.
The present temple was rebuilt in 1996, bordering the Desheng River, near the Qingyun Double Pagodas. The main pavilion sits against the mountain, occupying an area of 120,000 square meters. As visitors ascend the steps, they see a temple gate flanked by two giant, ferocious guardians. The structures inside the temple include the Palace of the Heavenly King, Nine-Dragon Hall, Kwan-yin Palace, a bell tower, a drum tower, a dining hall, a visitors' hall, and a grand hall.
The present temple was rebuilt in 1996, bordering the Desheng River, near the Qingyun Double Pagodas. The main pavilion sits against the mountain, occupying an area of 120,000 square meters. As visitors ascend the steps, they see a temple gate flanked by two giant, ferocious guardians. The structures inside the temple include the Palace of the Heavenly King, Nine-Dragon Hall, Kwan-yin Palace, a bell tower, a drum tower, a dining hall, a visitors' hall, and a grand hall.
Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible
Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami
Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias
Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth. - Vance Havner
I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins
The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky
Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible
Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami
Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias
Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth. - Vance Havner
I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins
The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky
Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
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