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Backalaureate Degree

Back to Back seat assignments at the Shenzhen, China airport

Backalaureate Degree thanks to joe-kster

Emma and Jim make do with limited seating options ... I was 'floored' by their ingenuity!

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

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