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Backalaureate Degree

Back to Back seat assignments at the Shenzhen, China airport

Backalaureate Degree thanks to joe-kster

Emma and Jim make do with limited seating options ... I was 'floored' by their ingenuity!

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Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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