Babysitting Kids
When $5 goes a long way between cousins
QuotaBillsOld men are twice children. - Greek Proverb
Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli
Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck
Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson
Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather
The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash
Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar
I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen
Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer