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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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