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Babysitting Kids thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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