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Babysitting Kids

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Babysitting Kids thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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