Babysitting Kids

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo