Babysitting Kids

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo