Babysitting Kids

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein