Babysitting Kids

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama