Babysitting Kids

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali