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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco