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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco