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Why I'm no longer using the AutoCorrect feature to correct typos, capitalization errors, and misspelled words

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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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