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A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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