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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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