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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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