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A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

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Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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