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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

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Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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