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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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