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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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