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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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