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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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