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The market is always right. - Unknown

Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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