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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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