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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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