Alberta Seafood

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell