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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda

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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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