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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda
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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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