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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda
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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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