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Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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