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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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