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Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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