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A Shark Ate My Homework

Hawaiian reason to put off the inevitable

A Shark Ate My Homework thanks to Karen Moore

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I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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