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A Shark Ate My Homework

Hawaiian reason to put off the inevitable

A Shark Ate My Homework thanks to Karen Moore

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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