A Shark Ate My Homework

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com