A Shark Ate My Homework

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com