QuotaBillsI do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven
I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent
I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com