A Shark Ate My Homework

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh