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We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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