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How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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