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1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

Sears, Roebuck and Company (aka Sears), is an American chain of department stores founded by Richard Warren Sears and Alvah Curtis Roebuck in 1892 and 1906. Formerly based at the Sears Tower in Chicago and currently headquartered in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, the business began as a mail ordering catalog company, and began opening retail locations in 1925. The company was bought by Kmart in 2005. Sears had divisions in Canada and Mexico, but were sold, as well as several other subsidiaries within its brand.

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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