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1934 Modern Home

Affordable housing by Sears, Roebuck and Company

1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

Sears, Roebuck and Company (aka Sears), is an American chain of department stores founded by Richard Warren Sears and Alvah Curtis Roebuck in 1892 and 1906. Formerly based at the Sears Tower in Chicago and currently headquartered in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, the business began as a mail ordering catalog company, and began opening retail locations in 1925. The company was bought by Kmart in 2005. Sears had divisions in Canada and Mexico, but were sold, as well as several other subsidiaries within its brand.

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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