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Sears, Roebuck and Company (aka Sears), is an American chain of department stores founded by Richard Warren Sears and Alvah Curtis Roebuck in 1892 and 1906. Formerly based at the Sears Tower in Chicago and currently headquartered in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, the business began as a mail ordering catalog company, and began opening retail locations in 1925. The company was bought by Kmart in 2005. Sears had divisions in Canada and Mexico, but were sold, as well as several other subsidiaries within its brand.
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb
Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben
Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb
Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben
Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
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