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180 Degrees From Ordinary

Rowing your own course in life

180 Degrees From Ordinary thanks to Doug Long

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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary. - Archie Bunker

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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