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180 Degrees From Ordinary

Rowing your own course in life

180 Degrees From Ordinary thanks to Doug Long

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We boil at different degrees. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

It takes ordinary people to do extraordinary things. - Tom Dooley

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

It is extraordinary how extraordinary the ordinary person is. - George F Will

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. - Jimmy Johnson

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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