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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso