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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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