You Never Call
Cellphone calculators for Alzheimer friends
QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
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The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
A journalist is a person who has mistaken his calling. - Otto van Bismarck
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The things you are passionate about are not random, they are your calling. - Jan Frederickson
The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com