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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Calculator: A product you can count on - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

A journalist is a person who has mistaken his calling. - Otto van Bismarck

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The things you are passionate about are not random, they are your calling. - Jan Frederickson

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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