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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Calculator: A product you can count on - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

A journalist is a person who has mistaken his calling. - Otto van Bismarck

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins


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