You Never Call
Cellphone calculators for Alzheimer friends
QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
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The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker
You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat
If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
A journalist is a person who has mistaken his calling. - Otto van Bismarck
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins