You Never Call

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

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The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins