You Never Call

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Calculator: A product you can count on - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Summit: What you do to a column of numbers with a calculator - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com