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Worth Two Bucks

Are they white-tailed or mule deer?

Worth Two Bucks thanks to Daryl Mather

Deer are one of the most widely distributed animals, indigenous to almost all continents, except Antarctica and Australia

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna


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