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World's Oldest Menorah

Dated at 3,000 years - found at the Diocese Museum of Jerusalem

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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