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World's Oldest Menorah

Dated at 3,000 years - found at the Diocese Museum of Jerusalem

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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