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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi