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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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