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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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