Woodcutter Birthday Cake
Where tree rings really do tell a faller's age
Dessert for tree fallers, bark included
QuotaBillsChocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns