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Winter Mirror

Will this Eagle face seven years of bad luck if it breaks the mirror?

Winter Mirror thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It is said that when you break a mirror, your cosmic penance is to endure seven years of bad luck, unless you can find a way to counteract the negative effects. The origin of the 'break a mirror, face seven years of bad luck' superstition can be traced back to the Romans, who were the first to create glass mirrors. The Romans, along with the Greek, Chinese, African and Indian cultures, believed that a mirror had the power to confiscate part of the user's soul. If the user's reflected image became distorted in any way, this could mean a corruption of his or her soul.

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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