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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Tenure: The number following nineure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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