Winter Greens

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas