Winter Greens

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Tenure: The number following nineure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky