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How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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