Winter Greens
How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home
Holy Cow - what the stray cattle menace has become
QuotaBillsEvery mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer
Tenure: The number following nineure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost
Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese
The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton
The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift