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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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