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Winter Greens

How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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