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Winter Greens

How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

Winter Greens thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Holy Cow - what the stray cattle menace has become

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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