Winter Convertible Car

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright