Winter Convertible Car

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright