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Winter Convertible Car

Spring comes early for diehard Canadian drivers

Winter Convertible Car thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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