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Winning An Argument With A Woman

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Winning An Argument With A Woman thanks to Mike King

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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