QuotaBillsMarriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf