Wing Wedding
Jet fighter pilot's aerodynamic wedding photograph
QuotaBillsHare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst