Wing Wedding
Jet fighter pilot's aerodynamic wedding photograph
QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf