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Bench dedicated to English men who go shopping with their wives

Will To Live thanks to Carney Stephens

Bench sign dedicated to men who lost the will to live whilst following their partners around Chester shoe shops (near Liverpool, England)

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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