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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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