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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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