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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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