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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

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Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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