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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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