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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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