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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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