Who Lost The Keys?

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou