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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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