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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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