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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Can you really forgive if you can't forget? - Sarah J Parker

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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