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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar


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