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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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