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What Are Your Skills?

High School Graduate Talent - Teapot Arc Creator

What Are Your Skills? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What Are Your Skills? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Your compassion is a skill that can be exercised. - Simeon Lindstrom

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen


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Just One More Glass

His First Hot Rod

Saskatchewan Roads

Pool Is Closed

Upended Water Buffalo

Do Not Touch Sign

Cold Beer

Grandma Safety

Partial Flight

Scenic View

Racewagon

Water Skier A-Head Of His Time

Owlympics Ice Skating

Shining Armor Knight

Smile For The Day

British Hairways

Cross Inspector

Morning Saving Time

Kangaroo On Ice

Life's Choices

Olympic Torch Bearers

Lethal Weapon