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What Are They Looking At?

Family pets get anxious around feeding time

What Are They Looking At? thanks to Jim Serritella

Something special is being prepared behind the dishwasher...

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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