QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen