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Texan Prayer: I have learned to be content in whatever state I am

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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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