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We Get It, You're From Texas thanks to Keith Blake

Hope y'all come and visit us real soon!

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened. - John F Kennedy

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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