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We Get It, You're From Texas thanks to Keith Blake

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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