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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. - Oliver Herford

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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