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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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A jug fills drop by drop. - Buddha

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H. Spurgeon

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour


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