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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

A jug fills drop by drop. - Buddha

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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