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Water Value
Learning the value of every drop
Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand
Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby
Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover
What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown
Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand
Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby
Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover
What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown
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