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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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A jug fills drop by drop. - Buddha

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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