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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

To add value to others, one must first value others. - John C Maxwell

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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