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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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