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Watching The U.S. Election

Americans prepare to choose the best from the worst choices

Watching The U.S. Election thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Will their really be a winner on November 3, 2020?

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Be prepared and be honest. - John Wooden

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Truth never damages a cause that is just. - Mohandas Gandhi

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

To know a truth well, one must have fought it out. - Novalis

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. - Thomas Jefferson

In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. And if they don't have the first, the other two will kill you. - Warren Buffett

There is something about a martini,
Ere the dining and dancing begin;
And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth -
I think that perhaps it's the gin. - Ogden Nash

The truth is that I feel totally helpless, or totally inconsolable, to be more honest. I’m not trying to hide it, but it’s something you’re not to worry about. - Jostein Gaarder

In the 1990s kids lost their power to reason. Less and less were they taught the very basics of language, truth, and logic and they grew up with the irrationality of a postmodern world. - Ravi Zacharias

My soul,
Like yours, is open to the charms of praise:
There is no joy beyond it, when the mind
Of him who hears it can with honest pride
Confess it just, and listen to its music. - William Whitehead


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