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Watching The U.S. Election

Americans prepare to choose the best from the worst choices

Watching The U.S. Election thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Will their really be a winner on November 3, 2020?

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Truth is always strange. - Lord Byron

The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

There are no such things as honest people, there are only people less crooked. - Gerald F Lieberman

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. - Douglas Adams

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth. - Vance Havner

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

The great enemy of truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived and dishonest - but the myth - persistent, persuasive and unrealistic. - John F Kennedy

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck

Some people are your relatives but others are your ancestors, and you choose the ones you want to have as ancestors. You create yourself out of those values. - Ralph Ellison

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. - Washington Irving

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. - Victor Borge

A maxim is the exact and noble expression of an important and indisputable truth. Good maxims are the germs of all excellence; when firmly fixed on the memory, they nourish the will. - Joseph Joubert


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