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Watching The U.S. Election

Americans prepare to choose the best from the worst choices

Watching The U.S. Election thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Will their really be a winner on November 3, 2020?

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The truth hurts, but silence kills. - Mark Twain

There is no such thing as a harmless truth. - Gregory Nunn

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

We should always allow some time to elapse, for time discloses the truth. - Seneca

Truth is not only violated by falsehood; it may be equally outraged by silence. - Henri F Amiel

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them and to promote their common welfare - all else is lost. - Barack Obama

Thus meditating you will no longer strive to build yourself up in your prejudices, but, forgetting self, you will remember only that you are seeking the Truth. - James Allen

Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth. - Mark Twain

Achievement is not always success, while repeated failure often is. It is honest endeavor, persistent effort to do the best possible under any and all circumstances. - Orison S Marden

We were poor, but we didn't know it. There were no government bureaus in those days presuming to determine where poorness begins and ends, but I don't remember ever being hungry. - Paul Harvey

Belief is a wise wager. Granted that faith cannot be proved, what harm will come to you if you gamble on its truth and it proves false? If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. - Blaise Pascal


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