QuotaBillsOrganic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com