QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash