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Voices In My Head

Inspirational planning from silence or through your wife

Voices In My Head thanks to Barry McCartney

Are they silent or does your wife tell you?

Voices In My Head thanks to Barry McCartney

Voices In My Head thanks to Barry McCartney

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

People with weak arguments have to develop strong voices. - Amish Saying

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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