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Voices In My Head

Inspirational planning from silence or through your wife

Voices In My Head thanks to Barry McCartney

Are they silent or does your wife tell you?

Voices In My Head thanks to Barry McCartney

Voices In My Head thanks to Barry McCartney

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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