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Vinyl Richie

Famous hairstyles of male solo artists of the '80s

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After leaving the Commodores, Lionel Richie became one of the most successful male solo artists of the '80s, eclipsed during his 1981-1987 heyday only by Michael Jackson and Prince.

The long playing (nicknamed 'LP', a 33 1⁄3 rpm microgroove) record is a vinyl record format, an analog sound storage medium. Introduced by Columbia in 1948, it was soon adopted as a new standard by the entire record industry. Apart from minor refinements and the addition of stereophonic sound, it has remained the standard format for vinyl albums.
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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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