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Vinyl Richie

Famous hairstyles of male solo artists of the '80s

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After leaving the Commodores, Lionel Richie became one of the most successful male solo artists of the '80s, eclipsed during his 1981-1987 heyday only by Michael Jackson and Prince.

The long playing (nicknamed 'LP', a 33 1⁄3 rpm microgroove) record is a vinyl record format, an analog sound storage medium. Introduced by Columbia in 1948, it was soon adopted as a new standard by the entire record industry. Apart from minor refinements and the addition of stereophonic sound, it has remained the standard format for vinyl albums.

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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